Perspective on Life According to George Costanza

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Perspective on life according to George Costanza:

"The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is
tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it?
Death!

What's that, a bonus?!? I think the life cycle is all backwards.
You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you go live in an old
age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your
pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first
day. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your
retirement.

You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for High School. You go
to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no
responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back, you spend your
last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room
service on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm!!